Saturday, May 5, 2012

Engagement Party

We had a party last weekend to celebrate the engagement of Jessica and JM.  We thought it would be fun to have the families come together and enjoy a perfect afternoon of food and fun.  For this party we decided to go full force, check out the ingredients.....

Mix 45-50 of your families, friends and neighbors with .....

15 lbs of Hamburger meat
4 lbs of Nathan's Hotdogs
6 lbs of Shrimp
4 lbs of Conecuh sausage
3 lbs of Smoked sausage
2 lbs of Bacon
40 hamburger buns
40 hotdog buns
24 quarters of Corn on the Cob
3 lbs of new potatoes
American and Monterrey Cheese
Lettuce
Tomatoes
Onions
Lemons
Limes
Bread Crumbs
Eggs
Butter
Hamburger seasoning
Chili
Sauerkraut

Add in the extras ....

1 bag of "Slap your Mama" boil seasoning (the best stuff ever)
More bags of chips than a chip factory
8-10 cases of soda and assorted kiddie beverages
20 gallons of "diet coke"
Potato salad
Pasta salad
cakes and pies
homemade ice cream (vanilla and grape)
and many other finger foods and appetizers that I didn't even get to try

About 100 lbs of ice 

One inflatable Jousting Arena!!!!!!

Add a dash of perfect weather and you got yourself a party!!!

Huge thanks go out to the guys that came early to help setup, stayed late to help cleanup, and grilled and boiled for approximately 3 hours to pull everything together.  There is no way that Elizabeth and I could have  done this one alone.

Here are a few picks ....

Thats me dominating Big E on the Jesting Arena 

The shrimp boil starting to be served.  Need more shrimp next time.

The lucky couple enduring one of my terrible announcements/speechs.

A little game time.

A group shot from early in the afternoon.







Saturday, April 14, 2012

Friday Nights (Aint just for Fighting!!!!)

Whew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Big Friday!

I've been running on a sinus headache and continually running nose for a few days but we decided that shouldn't ruin a good Friday night. To set this up ....

1. Big E and I joined a bowling league with two of the guys from work. We stink, but nobody is out there having as much fun as us. Oh yeah, we are in dead last place.
2. We have a bit of a fan club for our team. Each week, one or more of the usual gang comes to see the excitement. Either they are jealous of not being on the team or they want to see if Big E can back up the smack talk.
3. Thursday, Big E and I had a surprise "meeting" with a young man to discuss the future.
4. Thursday night, the bowling talk turned into a question of when we will be having the next party.
5. In a moment of weakness, joy or sheer ignorance, I agreed to Friday night.

Friday, for lunch, I managed to sneak away from work and picked up a couple of beautiful boneless pork "butts". They were destined to be main event (or so I thought) for Friday with a side dose of coleslaw, sausage and buns.

Everyone started to arrive around 7:00 Friday night, which turned out to be perfect timing. The "butts" were smoked, rested and ready to be chopped. Big E made the homemade coleslaw and we grilled the buns for a little extra flavor.

Side Note: Have I mentioned lately that I have the coolest and best grill made? The Green Egg is simply amazing!

The barbecue turned out to be PERFECT. The meat was seasoned perfectly. The pork had a nice quarter inch smoke ring and was super moist in the middle. The only thing missing was a home made BBQ sauce, which I still have not tried.

Throw in a few drinks, 8-10 good friends and we had a party! Regretfully, we didn't have any of the usual games to be played. Actually, we were having so much fun eating, drinking and talking that we forgot to drag out the games.

Another side note: The weather was awesome. By night fall, the temperature had come down so that it was completely comfortable sitting outside for those without the sinus issues. However, it was still nice enough to leave the back door open for those of us not up to sitting outside.

Everything wound down around 12:00, with Big E reeling from her extra pull(s) on the apple shine (potent!) and my head still splitting from the draining of my left sinus, we walked everyone out and then sat down on the sofa to rest for a minute and play with the dogs before heading to bed.

However, bed had to wait as the main event was still to come. Now, for some of you, get your mind out of the gutter!!!!!!! HeeHee

Around 12:30, Jessica stormed into the house with a sound of joy that could only point to one thing........ Remember that meeting with the young man about the future? Yeah, Elizabeth and I don't do the Gypsy Fortune Teller stuff, this was that other meeting with a young man about the future ..... John Michael had finally gotten the nerve to pop the BIG question!

Big E and I had a good idea that it would be coming soon, as JM came to see us on Thursday but neither of us expected the next day. That young man did a good job ... took Jessica back to the spot they first met and had a NICE ring to boot. We are so lucky to have him joining our family.

Needless to say, its was a few hours later before we were able to make it to bed with all the excitement. Going to be an interesting couple of months till October 6, which I hear is the planned date.

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Another Sunday Dinner

Well this Sunday we had a little something different. It was just Big E and I. We spent the afternoon tuning up our bowling game (a different blog for a different day) and picking up some groceries.

Since it was just the two of us, she decided to grab some boneless pork chops. Normally, pork is smoked and takes hours to complete but we decided to grab some pork that could easily be grilled on the gas grill.

For seasoning, we tried the pork rub and BBQ sauce sold as part of the Nick and Terry Saban "Nicks Kids Fund" charity. You can find their website here ... http://www.nickskidsfund.com/.

Before going any further, I prefer to make my own rub! I've never tried to make my own BBQ sauce but it is on my to do list for this summer. I can't speak to the goodness of the individual rub or sauce, but combined they are awesome. Whether you are fan a Nick Saban or Alabama Football fan, the value is definitely there and a portion of the proceeds go to benefit a very worthwhile charity.

The chops were approximately 1 inch thick; coated liberally with rub and allowed to rest on the counter (covered of course) for about an hour to insure that the meat is room temperature before hitting the grill. Don't underestimate the value of allowing meat to come up to room temperature before going to the grill.

Since I didn't want to scorch the pork chops, I only had the heat going on two of the three burners. This allowed me to have a HOT side, a medium middle and a warm side of the grill.

I placed the pork chops on the warm side of the grill and placed some left over buns coated with butter on the Hot side of the grill. The buns only stayed on the grill long enough to warm up and melt the butter (trust me, 1 minute per side some enough). We used the buns as an appetizer.

HINT: use your favorite BBQ sauce as a dipping sauce for bread! Heat the sauce until its runny (if it isn't already) and dip your bread. This works best with spicier sauces as opposed to sweet sauces. Thanks to Dreamland BBQ for this little idea.

While the chops were slowly coming up to speed, Big E made some garlic mashed potatoes to have with the chops. After 5-6 minutes I flipped the chops and let them go another 4-5 minutes simply trying to get them up to temp.

Then I took a spoon full of the BBQ sauce and coated one side of the chops with it. I placed the sauced side down on the Hot side of the grill to caramelize the sauce to the chop and repeated on the other side. All told, I only left the chops on the Hot heat for 1-2 minutes per side.

The end result was juice dripping, extremely tasty pork chop with some really nice potatoes. We kicked back and watched the ACM awards. That was a good night for the two of us.

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Sunday Dinner

Anyone of a reasonable age has memories of Sunday Dinner. Mom cooking up the goods and bringing it all together for a family meal!!!!!! Almost makes you want to cry just thinking about it, not to mention the five pounds it adds instantly.

Our family group doesn't do Sunday dinner very often. The girls are running in different directions and Sunday isn't my favorite day to have large groups of people to the house for food. However, everything sorta came together this past Sunday for a nice meal.

As I stated previously, we are changing the direction of the blog to be more about what is on the grill and how it got there, so ....

Sunday, we grilled ...

Garlic Bread
- Ruined it, threw it away, burnt to be disgusting
- I hope one day that I can master the bread on the grill action, it smells so good.
Corn on the Cob
- Slightly bland, used a chilli pepper and butter mixture, not enough chilli
- When you get the pepper to butter blend right, grilled corn is awesome
Green Beans
- Simple awesome, not bragging but everyone agreed, best ever
- Steam green beans, wrap in bacon (makes everything better)
- Oil up with olive oil
- Sprinkle with some red pepper flakes
Potatoes with Onions
- OK, so they didn't go on the grill (ran out of room)
- Oven 350 degrees
- Red potatoes, cut small, add whole onion cut into pieces, olive oil, salt, pepper and garlic
- mix together and place into oven until potatoes are soft to cut
- use some fresh thyme if you have it (yum!)
Green Onions
- Really simple, olive oil, salt, grill for a few minutes ...... Sweet
- and just for fun, yeah, I wrapped a couple in bacon ...... Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
Cajun sausage
- Really simple, buy it, grill it, eat it (just don't burn it and you are fine)
Chicken
- mixture of boneless tenders and thinly slice breasts
- we used a variety of different rubs
- montreal chicken is awesome (thanks McCormicks)
- mesquite chicken is good (another McCormick)
- cattlemans steak shake is really good (local seasoning from the cattlemans group)
- green egg seasoning (Big Green Egg owners will know this one)
Burgers
- One goofball thought hamburgers would be better
- Two pounds of hamburger meat
- blackening seasoning, Worcestershire, pepper, salt all mixed into meat
- make FOUR patties and grill FOREVER!
- dang good but 30 minute burgers is ridiculous.

Anyway, bottom line, I grilled for about 2 and half hours and it was worth it. Yeah, it was a lot of work, we grilled, we played, we ate. It was a good day.

Until next time, I'm studying the Latin America grilling book. I hope to have a worthwhile blog on that success soon.



Friday, March 23, 2012

Cooking with Mom

You cant talk about cooking in my family without including my mom. Normally, its my mom dropping the five star dinners on us, but Tuesday night, we had a different experience.

Mom booked a little cooking class action for the two of us. The local Williams and Sonoma is offering two hour classes where they demonstrate an entire meal (sales pitch included for their products) that includes you eating the meal. Needless to say, it didnt take any arm twisting to get me to attend that class.

Menu for that night included ... French Onion Soup, Rice Pilaf with Mushrooms, Ribeye steak and some sort of chocolate dessert (kinda a look a mousse).

I'm not a fan of French Onion soup, but to be honest the recipe is far less complicated than I expected and I might consider brewing some up for guests in the future. Everyone else commented that the soup was excellent, confirming my believe that it ain't for me.

The rice was really nice. It was cool to see a rice pilaf made from scratch as opposed to buying the dollar box at Publix and mixing the packages together with water.

It was the ribeye steak that I went to see and taste though. Martha, the nice lady teaching the class, took some very nice looking (and my favorite food in the world) ribeye steaks and crusted them with a mixture of kosher salt, fresh cracked pepper and fresh rosemary. Guess the secret ingredient? Duh ... Rosemary!!!!!

Interestingly, she placed the spices on right before she started cooking. I think that she waited to spice the steaks because the salt will rob moisture from the steak when I applied for long periods ahead of time. I forgot to ask Martha about that but after doing some research, salt tends to have an adverse effect on moisture.

Now, to be honest, I was suspect on the idea of cooking ribeyes in a pan or oven. Strike One and Two! (She actually did BOTH!) In my mind, you grill ribeyes!!! Last, Martha and several of the attendees were slightly older ladies that wanted the meat to be cooked, "well done". Strike Three! I was confident that I was in for a slightly ruined, overly cooked, rubbery ribeye.

I will stop now and apologize, on all accounts ..... well on two out of the three accounts.

Martha did a fine job of coating the steak with the salt, pepper and rosemary spices. The rosemary was fresh, like she picked it out of her garden that afternoon fresh!!!!!! Those steaks smelled wonderful sitting on the counter (directly in front of me) waiting to be ruined by the pan and oven.

Martha informed us that she had the eye for the pan turned on HIGH, the olive oil sizzled when she poured it in (ahhh, the smell of goodness). She then placed two of the ribeyes into the pan for about 2 minutes before flipping the steaks for 2 more minutes. I was almost in tears as I listened to the steaks sizzle and as she pulled them off to place into the oven I thought about how wonderful it would be to eat them right then. Martha repeated the searing process on the rest of the steaks till all where done and she placed them in the oven (around 350 I believe).

Let me say that searing steak (or any meat for that matter) is a great way to lock in the juices. The science behind it suggests that if you scorch (not burn) the outside edges of the meat quickly, the pores of the meat will close trapping in juices. Really, this is true stuff, you can look it up! Alton Brown (the food science guy) talks about this stuff on his Food Network shows often.

Anyway, Martha seared those steaks tight, then placed them in the oven. Apparently around the 12 minute mark Martha pulled the steaks out of the oven. I didn't have a good sense of time for two reasons; one, I was fearing for the life of those steaks and two she distracted everyone else talking about that chocolate dessert stuff.

Finally, Martha reached into the oven and let the meat free!!!!!!!!

Immediately, Martha began to cut into the meat. If you are wondering about letting meat rest and all that jazz, let me say, Martha said no (in this case) and Martha was right. She cut into that steak and it was ...... a perfect medium! For me, that is a little over cooked, but the individual slices that she served could be cut with your fork and tasted like heaven.

I was wrong! I was wrong! I was wrong! A fine steak can be cooked indoors with a pan and an oven. Martha proved that well enough for me. Sure, those steaks could have been medium rare with appropriate redness inside, and I would have enjoyed them even more but Martha needed to cook them to a happy medium for everyone (I couldn't be selfish on this outing).

As for the dessert, well I ate it. That says a lot as I don't generally touch dessert. Whatever that chocolate stuff was, it was good (was that English? three "was" in a sentence, can't be good).

A couple of lessons learned from the class for me ....

1. Traditionally, if I am looking for a fine steak, I go to a real butcher but she proved to me that you can go to Publix (or any grocery store) for a really good steak. Note: she did ask the butcher there to cut them special for her, thickness, marble, etc.

2. Fresh herbs are key and rosemary on a steak is great.

3. Pan searing is awesome. I will try that at home but I will finish it in the grill next time to get some of that smoke flavor too. I will not grill the steak though, I will BBQ it with indirect heat.

4. A really good olive oil does make a difference. My Cisco brand olive oil does not produce that kind of a buttery flavor (sorry Cisco). Looks like the sales pitch for Williams and Sonoma might have worked on me.

Special thanks to mom for treating me to a great dinner and some life lessons too. I hope to attend more of their classes.

Sunday, March 18, 2012

Change in direction ...

The ole blog has been slow lately. OK, so by slow, I mean DEAD. I think that as the girls have grown, one of two things have occurred .....

1. They aren't near as ridiculous as they used to be?
2. I dont really know what is going on any more?

Im betting on number 2!!!!! I know that there is a LOT more whispering in the house these days even with Big E involved. So, I figure we have reached that point where its best that I don't know what is going on around the house? Hence, the new direction......

Big E got me the best Christmas gift ever. I got a Big Green Egg grill. If you don't know what a Big Green Egg is, look it up. Bottom line, best grill, smoker and all around food entertainment ever.

Therefore, I am going to start blogging about our grilling experience. We've been averaging 2-3 grilling activities per week since Christmas, so I figure I can rely on those for some fun and insightful communication.

Let me know what you think ......


Sunday, November 27, 2011

Ahhhh, The sound heard round the Thanksgiving Table

I hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving and got a chance to catch up with members of your family. As I age, I come to realize that spending time where it counts is more important than any gift. This year, we were blessed with two opportunities for Thanksgiving with family.

The first was a chance to spend time with Big E's family at Cracker Barrel. I should be thankful for the staff of Cracker Barrel for even being open on this day. We had ten of us make it to the early "brunch" for food and fun. While I was skeptical at first, I must admit that it was a good time had by all. Next time, I hope more can make it.

Our second Thanksgiving outing involved my side of the family. My mother and sister prepared a feast that had to be seen to be believed. The volume of food could only be out done by the volume of fun being had by my nephews as they played various games in the back (except for one volume that I will get to later).

Pork, turkey, corn, blackeyed peas, squash crap, sweet potatoes, stuffing, deviled eggs, bread and more lined our plates as we sat to eat and converse. I'm not kidding when I tell you that I only managed one plate (really big one!). I was stuffed from the start never mind the desserts, which were bountiful.

Some time later, we all sat down for a little break from the food to play cards. Miles Bourne was the game of choice, a French card game for those not in the know. Cards and my family is like dynamite in a small room, loud and dangerous.

Quick thought, my family is competitive and losing is not an option.

We were having a great time, my sister was leading (yeah, she won!!!!!) when in the middle of a play, Big E leaned forward to grab a card and let out a boisterous noise. I wish I could say the noise came from her mouth but that would be a lie. In fact, not only did she do it once, but while laughing off the first one, she actually let a second fly through the room. Not only was I surprised, I was shocked by the volume of laughs and grins that come from everyone else.

I aint trying to say that my family is proper or anything, but dropping a bomb at the table is generally done discreetly, if for no other reason that grabbing your neighbor by surprise. However, Big E not only announced it with authority, she followed it with and equally boisterous announcement!

Of course, this interrupted the card game for several minutes to allow us all to recover, ie. return back to the table. During which time, Big E played it off very well, she laughed and bellowed apologies and promised that it was an accident. Of course, that "accident" occured several more times throughout the game which tells me she was simply making more room for dessert and she did eat two pieces of chocolate pie.

If only mom wasn't such a great cook, that moment may have been avoided! Of course, she slept through it all! She needed and deserved the rest.

Thanksgiving, a time for family, food, friends, football and farts!!!!!! The five Fs of the south.

Thanks Big E.